A rolling stone gathers no moss; A rolling rock gathers no...

12 March 2010

Do not confide in cute animals

WANTED:


Bunny. Indicted by Federal Grand Jury on 50 counts of mail fraud; wanted for his alleged role in money laundering in the late '90s. Thought to be fleet of foot and fond of grass. Prefers meadows over tussy hillocks; may hop unpredictably. "Bunny" is an avid reader with an interest in history. He is known to frequent libraries and historic sites. Approach with caution.

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