Yeah, baby: Designed.

I have been desired
desired in a theatre.

I have been designed,
designed in a Plexiglas
mold you snagged from that
aeronautical engineering
student you slept with.

Yeah, baby: Designed.
I've slept with less necklaces,
believe me honey.
I've slept with the less-than-freckleless.
I've tangled with barbers and felons
and all kinds of strange men.
Most importantly, I know a unicorn
when I see one.

Onward, friends. A warm bright tomorrow
beckons and everything
is bound to be just
excellent.

Bound.