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09 June 2011

I received a message last night

it read "Just smkoed (sic) a blunt with Andy Dick"
"Awesome/Gross." I replied. "Lurid."

"I heard he caught typhosis
drinking water out of a disco ball
somewhere in the Ganges.
Is that a mountain or a desert?
Research indicates that it is a river.
Heavily polluted, hence the typhosis."

Somehow I never know if a disease is real until I get it.
I always make the same mistake twice.
(A firm believer in "if you find a good mistake, stick with it;
get sick with it.")

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