I am Lesotho, King of Nigeria.
Nigeria is no mere peninsula.
Come Christmastime, it is an isthmus
And when it rains, it pours.
It never rains in Africa
It never rains on Hanukkah
My harmonica is ensconced in velvet.
So plush.
So lush.
So much
for any fabric besides velvet
Soft as cake
fallen into a velveteen lake
eating velveeta cheese
with baked beans.
Stay lean
Stay mean for mean's sake
Drink sake if you mean well
Don't know what I mean? Well,
shit. Sorry sorry. Not sorry.
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Jolly-woggle heresy.
If you have ever:
tempted flesh with a sleeveless; Metered the growth of the ocean with ankle-motion; Desired a trap-door in an outlandish waiting-room, replete with naked wonder; Camped upon an approximated value and devalued your value for the umpteenth; Been yummy like you like it or gumby like a nightbear or strange as the butter swears; Had to piss within a siphon in order to understand the world without; Sipped honey from a donkey's dangle; Wrangled while wearing Dockers; Championed the sweet wordflesh of the world and dined on dinner in Dresden--
You may truly deserve--and suffer--to be a member of Absurdists Inc.
tempted flesh with a sleeveless; Metered the growth of the ocean with ankle-motion; Desired a trap-door in an outlandish waiting-room, replete with naked wonder; Camped upon an approximated value and devalued your value for the umpteenth; Been yummy like you like it or gumby like a nightbear or strange as the butter swears; Had to piss within a siphon in order to understand the world without; Sipped honey from a donkey's dangle; Wrangled while wearing Dockers; Championed the sweet wordflesh of the world and dined on dinner in Dresden--
You may truly deserve--and suffer--to be a member of Absurdists Inc.
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