We live in a pumpkin
(pump it pump it)
We live in a pumpkin
(party's thumpin)
I'm outta my gourd
I see God
walking towards
Him now
Heaven, it's hot
but hell if I care
Hello there...did I mention I'm a munchkin?
Munching pumpkin seeds (for lunch)
monkeys punching me (crunch)
low on funds
but high on fun
I still have a gun
On a ferry with my Godmother
Cinderella story
Fairy tales are boring
stepsisters whoring themselves out
Congratulations, you're a rabid racist.
Rapping about stars
rapping about mars
wrote a verse about planets
came out just how I planned it
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tempted flesh with a sleeveless; Metered the growth of the ocean with ankle-motion; Desired a trap-door in an outlandish waiting-room, replete with naked wonder; Camped upon an approximated value and devalued your value for the umpteenth; Been yummy like you like it or gumby like a nightbear or strange as the butter swears; Had to piss within a siphon in order to understand the world without; Sipped honey from a donkey's dangle; Wrangled while wearing Dockers; Championed the sweet wordflesh of the world and dined on dinner in Dresden--
You may truly deserve--and suffer--to be a member of Absurdists Inc.
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