Lazy Days of Summer

"Flush it!" yelled Drago, "Fucking kill it, dude!"

Shimon was frozen, momentarily paralyzed with fear. Racing around the sink at 100 mph was the biggest damn cockroach he'd ever seen. "Don't rush me," he pleaded, "these fuckers can fly."

Olliver, standing nearby, did not take kindly to this revelation. He quickly and quietly walked out of the kitchen, through the garage and out the side door, never to be heard from again.

A banging noise followed, and then a loud shattering of glass. In his eagerness to corral the monster bug, Shimon had swung at it with a rolled up "Vanity Fair." Unfortunately, the roach was too quick - it escaped under the other dishes in the sink - and in the process Shimon banged his left knee against the handle of the drawer under the sink. When Shimon reached for the counter to balance himself with his left hand, he missed again, violently knocking Drago's "I ♥ Huckabees" mug to the tile floor. 

"You're a dead man!" screamed Drago, clearly overreacting. Drago picked up the jagged handle of the mug and brandished it at his brother-in-law. "I ♥'D THAT MUG!" exclaimed Drago as he sent a flying right hook crashing into the back of Shimon's head.

Meanwhile, the roach scuttled merrily down the sink drain, chuckling to itself.