A rolling stone gathers no moss; A rolling rock gathers no...
17 November 2008
Goblin Eggs / Maple Syrup
Two New Hampshire youth--Helen Smith, 14, and brother Mason, 11--look upon the Granite State's first pair of goblin eggs. The sprightly vermin would hatch later that day and eat the entire Smith family.
tempted flesh with a sleeveless; Metered the growth of the ocean with ankle-motion; Desired a trap-door in an outlandish waiting-room, replete with naked wonder; Camped upon an approximated value and devalued your value for the umpteenth; Been yummy like you like it or gumby like a nightbear or strange as the butter swears; Had to piss within a siphon in order to understand the world without; Sipped honey from a donkey's dangle; Wrangled while wearing Dockers; Championed the sweet wordflesh of the world and dined on dinner in Dresden--
You may truly deserve--and suffer--to be a member of Absurdists Inc.
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