I am alliterate

I can't read or write
without poetic devices
luckily, limerick is a catch-all

A cow's currency
is cud. Chewy Chips Ahoy.
Get off of me, cow.

Hi, Ku, whats your last name?
And don't say Blaikhan.
Just tell the truth

Its easier to be modestly honest
than honestly modest. For instance,
"My wife is a model."

While true, it's not the whole story,
nor is it particularly modest.
Nor honest. She's actually a stripper.

But we can't all lead modest lives
with models for wives.
I strive for modesty.

I yearn for it - I would kill for it
I would do great and terrible things,
and only talk about the terrible ones.