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19 June 2010

Why I never cared for Ad Libs

FILL IN THE BLANK

You met your

(a) wife
(b) bank teller
(c) poker partner
(d) dad

after a nice stroll and a lunch of

(a) burgers

from the local firemen union's summer picnic.
Met Paul, married with two kids, and Somerset,
who seemed like kind of an asshole. After that we
jetted and bought some jewelry from a few pirates
on the streetside. We later realize they were just
kids dressed up and that the jewelry was really
old receipts.

Next we met up with our friends Ned and Eileen at
Paramount Filters (where they only serve the finest
filter-feeders!). Turns out Billy-Ray had been murdered.

How did it happen, you ask? It was most certainly
1. The Barber

(a) in the steam room
with the jelly fish

(b) in the bone home
with the pepper-fish

(c) on top the dromedary
meaning it's a camel with one hump

or

(d) Ted Hampton.

You decide.

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