Clever

Kevin thought he was clever
he thought he would never
get caught

But Kevin was poisoned
drawned and then quartered
and ruthlessly dragged through the mud

His name will live on
but his body did not
his soul? Well, that's a good question

Kevin McCourty,
once pushing forty
is now pulling rickshaws in hell

Hell is for horses
but natural forces
helped make this story more morbid

well not wind, per se
other such sources
of mostly negative energy