What did you expect Grog to taste like?

Rainbow sherbet?
there is navy lint in my navel - belly up, buttercup.
Reese's peanut. Shutterbug. Scuttlebutt
is a word I hate. Mollycoddle
is a word I love.

Blowing smoke is necessarily a bad thing
Unless you're telling the truth
while you exhale. Throw up two twos
and catch them like Joe Heller
Holler! Old yeller.

Catch-22 by Kirk Vonnegut
Great Gatsby by Holden Caulfield
Lord of the Flies by Peanut Mickelson
are my favorite books.
New York Knickerbookers

correction: Kurt Vonnegut not Kirk
Ho, that is an upsetting error.
helluva misstep.
Ya I focked up, kid. Forgive me.
We can work past this.

We can work in the past tense
future making past sense
presently my gift is past cents
tuppence ostensibly, or three dollhairs.
Smaller than 5,000 dollers
but bigger than 6,000 sent e-mails;
you do the math.