The Bipolar Express

I'm gonna name my kid Sycamore
or Mulberry if it's a girl.
Nectarine, if she's blonde.

I had an abscess on my molar
the "doctor" said it was
from solar excess, I replied:

You been riding the
bipolar express,? Alas
I digress - seriously,

I might name my kid Baltimore
like the Ravens, incidentally riding
the Kyle Boller express

straight to second place
in their division
which is not at all bad, I still really
like their chances for the wild card.