Rad Ideas

1) Life is the result of unprotected sex; the result of the best feeling you can have, during the act which you cannot perform unless you want to have a child (i.e. create life)... or are for sure your girlfriend is taking birth control medication... or are a lesbian.

2) New Restaurant for Champaign, IL: "Fuck Illinois." This fine restaurant/bar would serve as the hotspot for all a manner of non-Illini fan. Possible motto: "A great place to watch your team lose to Illinois," or something like that, to compensate for the whole "This-place-is-called-'Fuck-Illinois'" thing.

3) More later.