Scorched Unicorn

Larry, what'd you do with the hammers?
Asked Ed, who was looking like a dead-ham
dad, it's the dead hamster alert,
everybody freeze,
it's the internet speaking. Don't believe
anything you read, just some
of it, some of it's bound to be entertaining
or, hey, Ned, how 'bout a microcosm
meaning he's another steamblood
regression to the unicorn state
humbled, no blood
one horn,
magic.