Disclaimer, Yo

Here's an important disclaimer I gotta share with y'all in real prose for once: read this crazy shit at your own risk. Cause this stuff right here, this shit is crazy! You know what I mean when I say dat? Cra-Zayyyyyyyyyyy!!! mother-lover you gotta step back before you get yo ass dusted, playa!

But seriously guys it's really potent gangster memories
(already breaking my own rule)
about things that were important
to the kind of parties only ruined by
self-impinging metaphor balls
just hopping out and horrifying everyone!!!