Fish and Wildlife

Pony race
I got 10 bucks on Secretariat
of the Interior
if I win I'll decorate my hat
like a veteran
and not the Aryan kind that heals
I've got a dog
but it's not the kind that heels
it pretty much just does its own thing.

A black lab
pitch dark except for the uranium -
probaby should turn a light on, bro
wouldn't want to burn your bunsen
or God forbid knock over a beaker.
your eyesight isn't that good
to begin with

And to end with, carrots don't
really help with that problem.
I think it's a myth, and not even
one the Greeks and Romans believe.
That doesn't bode well for any myth,
but apparently you can't see that.
Get some glasses, you blind fuck.

That was overly harsh - we can't
all have perfect vision. Just get
surgery. An incision, maybe two
and you'll be seeing rainbows and
snowflakes in no time. You can stare
at the moon but not at the sun.