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01 October 2009

Geppetto's Oath or Someone's Personal Ad

You must name your dad Sycamore
or Mulberry if he acts girly.

I'm looking for a hip single gal
in her early thirties (i'm tweny five-
years-old, and swervy-curvaayyyy)

(there i go, all Mulberry)

But what I really mean to say is
I am a man who knows
how to snipe Jacktails,
and I ain't afraid of shit!

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