Barbecue

"Today is so salad,"she said.
You might think she misspoke
but I'm not so sure

"My life is a salad," I responded.
To my surprise, she laughed.
What the hell I was talking about

"Have you seen my stapler?"
she asked, but not like Milton
"It makes me feel British."

What? Pardon???
"I have not"
I retorted, dumbly.

I cant think of how such an inane conversation would end
so that's gonna be it for this one