Getting Bi At Barnard

I have rolled the dice at Hofstra,
played cemetery tag at Carnegie Mellon
and taken shots with hipsters at Smith.

But for all the world
your pipe looks like the penis
of a Laotion I met while abroad,
who looked a bit like a hairless rodent
and equally small.

Still, I'll wrap my lips around it
anyway, as I did then, not because
I want to, but rather so I cannot
say I didn't give it a try.