Dragon furlough

I get it. You didn't like the Wizard & the Dragon.

That's O.K.,

said the T.V., you can watch some
after you do your chores. Such were my mother's words,
real actual words. Humble, well-fed men
crouched in a chamber, trading lecticorns.
I truly believe that is a word; I've made it
my own, my sword is my tongue. Slash
invent dropback clickup radio dial hitstash
we can all procure our own entertainment blitzkrieg
and so on. Spelling matters.