Whelp!

You misinterpret
We honored the evil wizard
and the good dragon
by not sullying their turf

I just didn't have anything as good
til now: a scene from my new movie
"The Most Samosas"

Boy: I want a burger, with just secret sauce
Waitress: We don't have that
Boy: OK, I'll take a BLT with just secret sauce
Waitress: We don't have any sort of fucking secret sauce!
Boy: Ok, just give me anything but don't tell me what it is