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02 February 2010
Watching Out For William
One time William was a problem. This was most extraordinary. Because usually, William wasn't a problem. But Today He Was. Today he Was a Big Problem. William Is Becoming A Most Vexing Young Child! William May NOT MAKE IT OUT OF THIS PLACE ALIVE!!!
tempted flesh with a sleeveless; Metered the growth of the ocean with ankle-motion; Desired a trap-door in an outlandish waiting-room, replete with naked wonder; Camped upon an approximated value and devalued your value for the umpteenth; Been yummy like you like it or gumby like a nightbear or strange as the butter swears; Had to piss within a siphon in order to understand the world without; Sipped honey from a donkey's dangle; Wrangled while wearing Dockers; Championed the sweet wordflesh of the world and dined on dinner in Dresden--
You may truly deserve--and suffer--to be a member of Absurdists Inc.
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