Especially

I click on MONETIZE
make that 'paralyze': my problems dub
with money; now they terrorize;
just as Terra Fries. Friend of Terra Form.
Martians had it good--now it's New Era Dorm
Earthling Planteries. Co-Eds Sanitary.
Had a whole planet to themselves--
now it's Poli Sci fairies. (Literal sprites
of the Earthworld invaders).

Shared a dream with my meathead friends
on Skype today. They didn't get it; they tensed
up heartwise on me like Type A. Call that
Likely. Item 2A. The Specimen especially...
well, especially likely. Especially the specimen
from Friday.