This is in no way true

either. The absurd neither helps me nor detracts nor does it not help for writing skills that are good. real good. for a period i was using commas, but recently i've had a case of low capitalization. But Those Things COME and go you know. I'm liable to flow, float a syllable boat. Drummer beat hit that cymbal note. Oh like a nimble stoat, weaselly frees the mongoose from his own trappings. Drummer boy taps, summer toys like hats, summer toys like clothes. I wear those the most. Shopping is my least favorite. Even (especially) shoes. The only thing I don't get anxious about shopping for is a sandwich. Unless it's a po' boy. Then I'm still anxious. Rolling up the window in my mind so the black people can't hear the hip-hop blaring in my mind-car. Leave the sandwich shop, can't find my car. I tell my friend Fad that someone jacked my car. He's like no way dude, what did they take? I say, my car. Fad immediately grasps the gravity of the situation. He has questions, I'm patient. No I didn't have insurance. Yes, I was pretty sure I'd get some sort of compensation (taxes, or something. government). When you use parentheses it's hard to know whether you want to flow with the parenthetical or the words immediately preceding. Sometimes that predicament can derail a post entirely.